Tally My War Tax
— War Tax Invoice —
Gas$3.20 → $4++$70/mo
a month of good coffee, burned at the pump
Groceriesdiesel on every shelf
Flightsjet fuel spiked
Heatwinter runs off the same barrels
Coffeeeven your beans ride a diesel truck
Paid by: youExplained by: nobody
One Barrel, Four Stops, Two Seasons
The Strait of Hormuz closed on March 4, 2026. Brent crude ripped past $120.
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Your beans ride the same trucks.
The hit you feel the same week the barrel moves.
Winter heating bills run off the same stranded barrels.
Economists put the war at about 0.6 points of added 2026 inflation. It lands on your kitchen table, right next to the morning mug.
S&P futures, the 10-year yield, and the VIX. When oil swings, those three move first. You read the shift by 6:59 AM, while the coffee's still hot. No paywall. No ticker soup.
Pour the coffee first. That's the rule.
Read the dollar math on your actual life. Under 90 seconds.
Make one move before the mug is empty.
Decode the Pump
